Sunday, 15 January 2012

Beyonce Gives Birth, the Internet Explodes.

Beyonce and Jay-Z welcomed their first child into the world earlier this week, instantly sending shock waves across the Internet. And before you could say Blue Ivy Carter three times fast, ludicrous rumors began to spread linking the power couple's baby to Satan, the Illuminati, and a South American surrogate.

Until Dan Brown writes a book about it, we may never know the whole truth. We're kidding, of course. It's all completely bogus.

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